What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:45

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger